.ArnoldC meets Pascal
22 May 2014ArnoldC is an incredibly fun esoteric language based on quotes from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. The keywords are easy to comprehend but putting them together in order to make anything more than a “Hello World!” example can be frustrating.
I tried to build Pascal’s Triangle in ArnoldC in order to investigate how a language constructed of quotes might look with a complete program. My hope was that I would come out with a scene from a movie in the source code. Unfortunately I did not end up having a script and instead found that it now looks like any other programming language. When I start to look at it my brain begins to parse it and soon I am thinking about ArnoldC code as if it were code I actually use for real projects!!!
Without any commercial breaks, here is Pascal’s Triangle in ArnoldC.
IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "HOW DEEP YOU WANT THIS TRIANGLE?"
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE TRIANGLEDEPTH
YOU SET US UP 0
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS TRIANGLEDEPTH
DO IT NOW
I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
DO IT NOW TRIANGLE TRIANGLEDEPTH
TALK TO THE HAND "HERE YOU GO PASCAL"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY TRIANGLE
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE DEPTH
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE TRIANGLEDONE
YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE ROWNUM
YOU SET US UP 0
STICK AROUND TRIANGLEDONE
DO IT NOW ROWS ROWNUM
GET TO THE CHOPPER ROWNUM
HERE IS MY INVITATION ROWNUM
GET UP 1
ENOUGH TALK
GET TO THE CHOPPER TRIANGLEDONE
HERE IS MY INVITATION DEPTH
LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET ROWNUM
ENOUGH TALK
CHILL
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY ROWS
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE ROWNUM
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE ROWDONE
YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE COLNUM
YOU SET US UP 0
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE NEXTROW
YOU SET US UP ROWNUM
GET TO THE CHOPPER NEXTROW
HERE IS MY INVITATION NEXTROW
GET UP 1
ENOUGH TALK
STICK AROUND ROWDONE
DO IT NOW COLS COLNUM ROWNUM
GET TO THE CHOPPER COLNUM
HERE IS MY INVITATION COLNUM
GET UP 1
ENOUGH TALK
GET TO THE CHOPPER ROWDONE
HERE IS MY INVITATION NEXTROW
LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET COLNUM
ENOUGH TALK
CHILL
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY COLS
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE COLNUM
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE ROWNUM
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE COLDONE
YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE OLDCOL
YOU SET US UP 1
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE NEXTCOL
YOU SET US UP COLNUM
GET TO THE CHOPPER NEXTCOL
HERE IS MY INVITATION NEXTCOL
GET UP 1
ENOUGH TALK
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE CURRENTSUM
YOU SET US UP 1
GET TO THE CHOPPER COLDONE
HERE IS MY INVITATION NEXTCOL
LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET OLDCOL
ENOUGH TALK
STICK AROUND COLDONE
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS CURRENTSUM
DO IT NOW ROW CURRENTSUM OLDCOL ROWNUM
GET TO THE CHOPPER OLDCOL
HERE IS MY INVITATION OLDCOL
GET UP 1
ENOUGH TALK
GET TO THE CHOPPER COLDONE
HERE IS MY INVITATION NEXTCOL
LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET OLDCOL
ENOUGH TALK
CHILL
TALK TO THE HAND CURRENTSUM
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY ROW
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE CURRENTSUM
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE COLUMNNUM
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE ROWNUM
GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE NEWSUM
YOU SET US UP 0
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE COLROWSUM
YOU SET US UP 0
GET TO THE CHOPPER COLROWSUM
HERE IS MY INVITATION ROWNUM
GET DOWN COLUMNNUM
GET UP 1
ENOUGH TALK
GET TO THE CHOPPER NEWSUM
HERE IS MY INVITATION CURRENTSUM
YOU'RE FIRED COLROWSUM
HE HAD TO SPLIT COLUMNNUM
ENOUGH TALK
I'LL BE BACK NEWSUM
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY“GET TO THE CHOPPER ROWNUM” – That Code